The Phantom Parasol

Feminist - Political Enthusiast - Small fandom aficionado - fan girl
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via elsaba-thropp)

witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

(via guy)

  • phantom: hey
  • phantom: i just met you
  • phantom: and this is crazy
  • phantom: but i've been stalking you for years because since the moment i first heard you sing i have needed you with me to serve me to sing for my music so i gave you an excellent vocal training through the walls under the guise of the angel of music and/or your dead father and now that you've become a success overnight i'm really hoping you'll come and live underground with me and we can just fuck and sing all the time because you alone can make my song take flight
  • phantom: so call me maybe
georgianadesign:

Tamara Magel design at the Holiday House Hamptons 2014. Photographer Rikki Snyder. HC&G.

Hello Anon. I’ve had a few questions about this and I’m now able to answer it. Behind the bed is an enamel-on-plaster painting by Peter Buchman, a New Yorkl artist, that states, “Just another thing hanging over your head.” I hope that helps. G Peter Buchman

georgianadesign:

Tamara Magel design at the Holiday House Hamptons 2014. Photographer Rikki Snyder. HC&G.

Hello Anon. I’ve had a few questions about this and I’m now able to answer it. Behind the bed is an enamel-on-plaster painting by Peter Buchman, a New Yorkl artist, that states, “Just another thing hanging over your head.” I hope that helps. G Peter Buchman

Some books you read. Some books you enjoy. But some books just swallow you up, heart and soul.

—Joanne Harris (via a-thousand-words)

(via itsmehannah24)

dangerhamster:

Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [22/50]

THIS BIT IN THE BOOK MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

"A nickname?"

"Yeah, it’s what my friends call me."

"I’m well aware of what a nickname is."

(via 17dvds)

The most modest tea party looked like something from the Baghdad of the Caliphs. The courtesans…would come by, to the sound of the tango, wearing bell-shaped dresses, with greyhounds and cheetahs at their side.

Gabrielle Bonheur 

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via cobaltstrides)